Monday, October 31, 2005
R-Rated
Alot of time, daddy and mummy have these weird conversations which they though nobody hears. Sometimes it is a bit R rated at times.
Overheard:
"Dear...." Mummy kicking daddy on the shin
"What?" A half asleep daddy replied
"I want..." Mummy groaned
"Aiyoh... you want what?" An oblivious half asleep daddy replied
"You know what I want..." Mummy said, cheekily.
"Aiyoh... ok" and Daddy took off his T-shirt.......... change into something more presentable and got the car keys.
"So what is it you wanted to eat NOW?"
Gotcha! :) I got an amazing appetite...
Bored Baby
Alot of time, daddy and mummy have these weird conversations which they though nobody hears. Sometimes it is a bit R rated at times.
Overheard:
"Dear...." Mummy kicking daddy on the shin
"What?" A half asleep daddy replied
"I want..." Mummy groaned
"Aiyoh... you want what?" An oblivious half asleep daddy replied
"You know what I want..." Mummy said, cheekily.
"Aiyoh... ok" and Daddy took off his T-shirt.......... change into something more presentable and got the car keys.
"So what is it you wanted to eat NOW?"
Gotcha! :) I got an amazing appetite...
Bored Baby
The Ego One 4:05:00 PM
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Eat and Eat
I wake up in the middle of the night to ask Mummy for food.
Daddy said that this is weird.
Anyway, what does he know?
babies only eat sleep and shit.
I wake up in the middle of the night to ask Mummy for food.
Daddy said that this is weird.
Anyway, what does he know?
babies only eat sleep and shit.
The Ego One 4:02:00 PM
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Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Boy? Girl?
I am a naughty baby. I refused to let Mummy and Daddy know my gender during the scan. It is fun to see them going crazy over it...
Hee Hee
Baby Ng
I am a naughty baby. I refused to let Mummy and Daddy know my gender during the scan. It is fun to see them going crazy over it...
Hee Hee
Baby Ng
The Ego One 3:51:00 PM
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005
The thing about missing a movie
Mummy and Daddy missed a movie yesterday. But really Daddy had been pretty cranky recently. I think it has something to do with the fact that he had wanted to watch the movie for the past 1 week and it has always been postponed and cancelled and postponed. No wonder he is pissed off (opps baby shouldn't swear)
It seems that I am siding with daddy but actually I love both of them equally...
Aiyah buy the DVD and watch at home lor. That is my solution to a simple problem
Baby "Einstein"
Mummy and Daddy missed a movie yesterday. But really Daddy had been pretty cranky recently. I think it has something to do with the fact that he had wanted to watch the movie for the past 1 week and it has always been postponed and cancelled and postponed. No wonder he is pissed off (opps baby shouldn't swear)
It seems that I am siding with daddy but actually I love both of them equally...
Aiyah buy the DVD and watch at home lor. That is my solution to a simple problem
Baby "Einstein"
The Ego One 9:42:00 PM
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005
The Truth about ME
Yeah I am officially 12 weeks old!
According to a reliable website daddy is reading, I should be about 60 to 65 millimeters long or about two and a half inches long, and roughly weighs about 14 grams. I have the ability to swallow and absorb and discharge fluids (via mummy's vomitting and peeing). Hands, now complete, are growing fingernails(which means I can start scratching mummy's tummy) . Even tooth buds are appearing (See me gnaw!!). My face now has a distinctly human appearance. Guess who will I look like more, Daddy or Mummy??
This is so exciting for me and my daddy and mummy...
Glob of Baby
Yeah I am officially 12 weeks old!
According to a reliable website daddy is reading, I should be about 60 to 65 millimeters long or about two and a half inches long, and roughly weighs about 14 grams. I have the ability to swallow and absorb and discharge fluids (via mummy's vomitting and peeing). Hands, now complete, are growing fingernails(which means I can start scratching mummy's tummy) . Even tooth buds are appearing (See me gnaw!!). My face now has a distinctly human appearance. Guess who will I look like more, Daddy or Mummy??
This is so exciting for me and my daddy and mummy...
Glob of Baby
The Ego One 2:28:00 PM
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Monday, October 17, 2005
The thing about the Vomitting
If you are wondering why Mummy has been vomitting so often, well it is kinda my fault as I am growing and has been stepping and kicking around in mummy's tummy for more space.
Well actually you can't really blame me. Daddy and mummy lives in a 4 room flat and what do I have? A small cubicle just nice enough for a refugee? Talk about inequality!
I demand myhuman baby's rights!
Angry Baby
If you are wondering why Mummy has been vomitting so often, well it is kinda my fault as I am growing and has been stepping and kicking around in mummy's tummy for more space.
Well actually you can't really blame me. Daddy and mummy lives in a 4 room flat and what do I have? A small cubicle just nice enough for a refugee? Talk about inequality!
I demand my
Angry Baby
The Ego One 7:53:00 PM
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Saturday, October 15, 2005
Updated
Granny told daddy that she has a dream about me and I turn out to be a boy.... to the horror of daddy....
Boy OR Girl?
Daddy wants me to be a girl. Auntie wants me to be a boy. It is so hard to please everyone.
The complexities of life....
Glob of Baby
Granny told daddy that she has a dream about me and I turn out to be a boy.... to the horror of daddy....
Boy OR Girl?
Daddy wants me to be a girl. Auntie wants me to be a boy. It is so hard to please everyone.
The complexities of life....
Glob of Baby
The Ego One 2:23:00 PM
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Friday, October 14, 2005
Wear and Tear
My growing size is making mommy spend money to buy new clothing. They called them maternity dresses.
I don't see daddy buying paternity shirts...
I seriously think he needs them
Glob of Baby
My growing size is making mommy spend money to buy new clothing. They called them maternity dresses.
I don't see daddy buying paternity shirts...
I seriously think he needs them
Glob of Baby
The Ego One 6:25:00 PM
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Sleepless in Toa Payoh
I kept mummy up all night to play with me.
I forgot that Mummy got to work the next day.
Opps Sorry
I kept mummy up all night to play with me.
I forgot that Mummy got to work the next day.
Opps Sorry
The Ego One 10:33:00 AM
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Monday, October 10, 2005
Mood Swings
Mummy is going through emotional strains and mood swings.
I think it is thehomos hormones
Sigh
Mummy is going through emotional strains and mood swings.
I think it is the
Sigh
The Ego One 5:08:00 AM
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Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Grow
I am growing and growing and growing.....:)
Hear me growl and see mum sprout like a merlion.... :(
I am growing and growing and growing.....:)
Hear me growl and see mum sprout like a merlion.... :(
The Ego One 9:54:00 AM
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Monday, October 03, 2005
Of Vomit and Babies
There has not been any interesting things that happen recently. Except for the very disgusting incident that happen yesterday. Mummy was having this porridgey stuff (yucks) and after finishing, she vomitted it out. By the way daddy was in the midst of his food. After mummy went to clean up and returned back to the table, daddy had finished his food. So disgusting... I don't mean Mummy but how can daddy eat after seeing the vomit right in front of him. He is so gross...
Anyway I got a cousin, his birthday is just a day after daddy's. Daddy said he is so cute. Well that is because he haven't seen me yet :P
There has not been any interesting things that happen recently. Except for the very disgusting incident that happen yesterday. Mummy was having this porridgey stuff (yucks) and after finishing, she vomitted it out. By the way daddy was in the midst of his food. After mummy went to clean up and returned back to the table, daddy had finished his food. So disgusting... I don't mean Mummy but how can daddy eat after seeing the vomit right in front of him. He is so gross...
Anyway I got a cousin, his birthday is just a day after daddy's. Daddy said he is so cute. Well that is because he haven't seen me yet :P
The Ego One 3:52:00 PM
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